Citizen Kane

28 beers later and this movie might be good

The water is hosting algae

IBM is going to buy them out. They’ll change every theme park to fit a dull grey corporate office theme.

Would be crazy if the opposite was true.

$250 in 1915 is equivalent to about $7,900 today.

What if the mosquito can’t drink so it goes for a protein bar instead?

I’m bringing one of these to the next family BBQ

Circle jerking

Title is weird. She never had an Instagram and I assume she’d need to hire an entire PR team to run the thing. Universal asking her to make one for Jurassic Slop 3 is a bold request.

Strange marketing. Saw a bunch of hype in September/October when the trailer released. Haven’t seen anything since.

RIP David Koch you would’ve loved this one.

Most self-aware European

Edit: Well shit

One time during the final mission in Batman Arkham City I hit the power button at the same frame the auto-save turned on. My save was corrupted and I had to speedrun the story again. Thank god I wasn’t doing Riddler trophies I would’ve gone insane.

When did paper die out? Was it during the water wars of 2037 or the great snake plague of 2052?

Who uses / to separate bulleted points? I’ve seen 1. , 1.) , 1-, but never 1/.

r/theydidthemonstermath

My therapist said to stop talking like a streamer chat is this real?

Drop a tungsten rod from space and have it land on your leggings.

The US is part of the world.