The power isn’t infinite, but it’s enough.

Only if you live in reality. Too many in the US don’t seem to, including the POTUS.

I’d be dead since the Earth wasn’t in the same position 650 years ago. Even taking that out of the equation, I’d die since I can’t communicate with anyone and don’t have the survival skills.

What about clapping?

This isn’t that. They changed the art. At least they give credit to XKCD. I still don’t have to like it though.

Boo, just a straight rip off of the XKCD comic.

Correct.staple.horse.battery

Could be any number of reasons. The simplest is that they can’t upload the file to you that fast.

That doesn’t sound very junior dev to me.

Man, I remember one time someone at the office sent out an email inviting everyone to a potluck at the office. Then later went “jk, that was meant just for our group” and I responded with this, except change theme park to potluck.

Someone reported me. I was only told not to do that again. Always wondered who the killjoy was.

Fuck if I know. One of the reasons I don’t use ice.

It does not.

The app I use already does this.

You had me going.

I now I use Zues’ power to read your words from great distances. Take that, puny god.

Please don’t touch me.

The problem, IMO, with criminals crossing the border is more about not knowing they are criminals. We don’t just check databases in other countries willy nilly, if they even let us. In some ways it’d be nice to have access to that information across the globe. On the other hand, it means if you ever get in that database you’re kinda fucked. Too many bad faith actors.

I don’t think I even made it through the first one. It was very mediocre.