That’s for pansies.

You can buy warfarin off the shelf in the form out pest poison.

If you wanna set a world record for death by blood loss, that’s the way to do it.

Remember kids:

All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison.

—Paracelsus, 1538

Often condensed to “The dose makes the poison.”

Also, death by warfarin overdose is a slow, bloody, painful way to go. Don’t self medicate with fucking rat poison or anything stupid.