“By the time [people] get off our dancefloor, they’re like, ‘holy shit’,” she says. “I feel like I’m on molly, I feel like I’m wasted. But I’m just high on life, and I’m high on the music, and I’m high on the joy in this room.” For many attendees, Daybreaker is like group therapy, she says: “I get lines of people after Daybreaker that just want to cry on my shoulder. Because they feel belonging.”

Sounds great! What’s Nxium for them?

This sickeningly glowing profile means we’re about 1-2 years out from the big scandal breaking, probably involving illegal use of funds and some weird sex stuff. I bet there’s a bunch of drugs behind the scenes too, based on how hard they’re pushing that sober shit

I got to the end of the title and now I’m dead.