I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

No worries! I know it’s silly but I’m still in love with the Vita, so I had that link in my back pocket.

I mean…

Lol, seems like the team that ported it just really loves the Wii U. They’ve done a few other games for it as well.

Oh. Good. 🤦

Function over form, I love it!

Yeah, Nintendo’s unwillingness to offer smaller, cheaper physical media really makes it look like Nintendo is just putting the squeeze on 3rd party publishers for no good reason.

They always tell you to run, but never what to run FROM.

A “sneak peak” if you will…

I do not. But then again, I don’t audit the code of the closed source software I use either.

“How many times do I have to tell you, I’m training an AI to shitpost on social media! No, I don’t know why!”

It’s The Undertaker suddenly sitting up, then camera zooms in on his face. He’s angry.

Man, just when you think Voyager is down for the count…

My neighbor’s pool is looking like a liquid tree, nobody’s writing articles about him.

Instructions unclear, installed Liquid Swords.

The tweet itself limits its scope to food safety regulations specifically. The title of this lemmy post was condensed for brevity, which might create the impression that it’s trying to make a larger point about regulations in toto. But I figured I could get away with it because I figured that surely people would read the tweet before commenting.

It’s not the chalk that’s the problem.

It’s using it to disguise the fact that the milk you’re selling is spoiled.

If you see blood in your stool, or if it’s dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it’s best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

“I am in earnest about faith. I do not play with it.”

• Johannes Kepler