Caldera in 1999 or 2000 at home. RedHat and SuSE at work.

I got to cut my teeth on CP/M (not nix of course) on a Kaypro II thanks to my uncle. 1982. I owe him a lot for giving me a headstart on computing.

I carry a small stone cicada in mine.

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

The stripes add 10 horsepower.

Not that there aren’t a lot of stupid people here, but these particular clowns are coming from Virginia Beach.

Wikipedia says MS, fyi.