He sleeps upside-down like a bat, and roams the woods of the upper Left Coast at night, foraging for wolves. It is known.

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Cake day: November 18th, 2023

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  • “Biomass” implies organic origins — precisely what this shit lacks, in general. 🤢

    For example, Taco Bell was long ago restricted from referring to their taco stuffing as “meat” as it had/s lower than 20% “meat” by volume. (and even that’s below “prison grade” — which is already below dog food)

    So, they call it “taco filling”, and people still slurp it down like always. Fucking morons.


  • Nutrition/nourishment is a zero-tolerance requirement.

    Fast food, et al, has lobbied against this and other fundamental aspects of the term for ages — to the point now that we’re apparently discussing differences in “personal definitions” of the basic linguistic term.

    I mean, fuck. What is and what isn’t “food” is such a baseline at every level (ie. micro to macro) that the vast majority of organic life doesn’t riff on the tableture — let alone do so with fanboi frothy zeal and only the assurances of randos trying to pitch the squawk of shit as “music”.🤦🏼‍♂️

    You are what you eat, friends. Do better. You don’t have to be shit. 😘










  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comtopics@lemmy.worldGarter snake
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    26 days ago

    We had moccasins, too, and those fuckers are psycho. Especially in the water. Hellll nah. Rattlers don’t chase you, and if you’re not paying attention in the wilderness, you’re fucked one way or another, eventually. The only blue racer I was afraid of was the old AF 'coaster @ Cedar Point (Red & Blue Racers’d switch up which one was going backwards, and you never knew until it started moving — and stupid fast!) That said, I have been chased by an alligator on a bike, though I’ve no idea how it reached the pedals.


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    26 days ago

    They’re the best! I used to leave them “snacks” and make little picnic scenes for them in my Mom’s garden way back when — and that was after one bit me in fright, too. At first, I was kinda doing it as a sort of act-of-service apology, after imagining the li’l guy’s perspective on being picked up. They’re adorable garden guppies, every one of 'em. 🥰