What an obviously terrible name.
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Well yeah, Perl is write-only. Larry Wall asked the monkey’s paw for a language that works on the first try. What’s onscreen are your raw brain patterns.
Thank god it runs like crap. Optimized C isn’t pretty, but any project that compiles proves someone looked at it more than once.
But they can’t just patch out always-online DRM! Think of all the no more money they’d lose!
Thirteen furries just had an aneurysm.
Yeah, adoption’s not a feature you can design.
The general idea may show up in any extensible format. Like a PNG encoder that only does Sub filter can encounter each pixel once.
… wait, PNG filtering is byte-level? It doesn’t change with bit depth? Christ.
Possibly the final version. Quite Okay Imaging (QOI) achieved similar compression with none of the complexity. Lossy + difference = lossless formats are surely the better option where performance is not crucial. Even the fact they fffucking finally made APNG official is decades late to replace GIF, since several image formats are now literally video formats.
The future is webp. And telling software patents to burn in hell.
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Troll harder.
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“We wanted it to work like Perl,” said someone who should have been killed on the spot.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.worksto Programming@programming.dev•Published for the first time: the Princeton INTERCAL Compiler's source code7·1 month agoA high-effort shitpost that almost predates microprocessors.
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mindbleach@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can't "skill issue" yourself out from every situation5·2 months agoEngineers don’t let engineers design interfaces.
See also the client camera movement guide:
GNU Autotools: yes.
Lodash provides modular methods for working with arrays, objects, strings, and more.
I dunno. If it makes everything Array-like act like a goddamn Array, I’m tempted to start using it.
‘What do you mean you can’t .map a Set? It’s iterable! Figure it out!’
The thing you want from jQuery was added to all browsers in 2018.
AI tends to be distinct, because things move so fast that we’re exposing programmers’ stupid internal names.