The effort that goes into adding a game to the Death Generator makes it 100% worth using, even if you can use PS.

Dunno. I feel like if you’ve used an image from a reputable source under the proviso that you’re licensed for it, and it turns out you’re not… you may be able to blame Unsplash etc. and just swap the image out.

I remember they were graded in colours. I read them so much they ran out of colours to give me.

Unsplash, Freepik, Pexels, and countless other sites exist where you can get free images with clear licensing.

Even without that, there was still full support for classic 95-style themes, even if they were a bit of a pfaff to put together.

If you have to use Windows and you’re power-userish enough to go setting up static IPs, it might be worth learning a bit of PowerShell. You can do everything with it!

…but still nicer than 11, right?

Use Windows XP to annoy both Linux users and those guys who get a serious bee in their bonnet about EOL software

I have never come across a CRT whose native “frame rate” was 24

I was about to protest, but grog calls for red dye #2, so we’re all good.

DK64 has a certain charm to it. I think there’s a really good game in there, but it also tries to do WAYYY too much, and having to memorise all those Street Fighter button combos to pull off basic moves is hard work.

MS no longer produces an official Teams binary for Linux. (Correct me if they’ve started doing so again)

I hear you can attract them with cans of Special Brew

By whose standards?

How big is the pin?

Swift is more to do with agility than speed, I’d say.

Ah yes, the “draw the rest of the owl” technique. I know it well!

How would you do it in 8 steps, then?

It’d still run NetBSD!

I was 7 when I first properly used Linux. My dad somehow found a prebuilt which came with SuSE - I assume version 7 or thereabouts. It didn’t last long, sadly, before we switched over to Windows XP.

Then at age 14/15, I ran Ubuntu 10 as my daily driver on my netbook. Then #! for a bit.

Used Windows 7 and 10 until… I guess age 26/27 since that’s what we’re doing, when I switched to Debian full-time. (Via MX-Linux, which didn’t quite work out)