JaggedRobotPubes

What a badass.

Democrats’ dicks don’t work.

I would read layman discussions about why this (by context?) is good.

Good energy here.

Thank you.

Microsoft Recall.

Worse than all but the worst viruses, for real. Takes screenshots of everything (everything), and stores the contents where hackers can steal them easily.

It’ll probably get quietly reactivated every few updates, so you can never really afford not to be checking.

Well that’s maybe the cuntiest comment on here so far today.

Stupid reality not saying “yes” when some fat wheezing whining dumbass says wrong shit constantly.

Republicans are downright nonsensical and suicidal in their shittiness, for whatever weird reason. Obviously, if they thought it through, they wouldn’t do that…or vote for trump or support anything he’s doing.

The real question is how to get them to actually notice that they don’t get what they want when they do awful shit. They tend to just argue and whinge and turn red-faced and whiny instead. Then: more horrible shit.

I can hear the tears on his gross, unwiped phone screen.

Anybody who thinks about that question enough always realizes they don’t want that kind of power and control. Sometimes people think about it partly, get excited by the promises of power, but only misrepresented by their own misunderstandings, and mistakenly think they do.

Nobody actually does, just not everybody realizes it fully.

Perfect.

This is some proper AI-grade reading comprehension and sentence-making. Just nothing to do with the post or anything happening online or offline.

Amazing, sort of. In a way.

My finances!

What a god damn stupid response. Good lord.

Patreon is the asshole, not the people Patreon is fucking.

It’s about time for patreon to start being crappy, and lose to the next challenger who is good, if the cynic calendar is on point in this case.

https://youtu.be/s7tWHJfhiyo

The reason Bernie, at least, joined with the Democrats is because he’s smart and knows that first past the post is shit and, for now, a massive problem.

This moment might be a good time to gun for just toppling the limp-dick Democratic leadership, though. Just might work. There’s a shit-ton of untapped energy.

*shits in own water.

Owing to how water works.

Hard to argue with shitting on the stupid.

Why do you get multi-millionaires voting for a president who doesn’t help them? What the fuck is a rich person gonna do with more money? Throw it in their internal misery furnace? And in exchange for the nothing this gets them…their neighbors know the rich neighbor got the money by stealing it from them so they all want him dead?

If I was rich and out to help myself I sure as shit wouldn’t vote for nazis.

As for the rest, I like that you can appreciate the little perverse joys while keeping them small, because small is what they are.

Cool kids make fun of loser fascists.