What a tweest!

What I find interesting is that in your examples I actually find the “omg” to be the redundant part.

I heard that there are 3 types of tears, and the type that comes out when we’re upset has a natural painkiller in them.

They tell me the story of when I was a kid where my eyes were about crotch-level for my dad and I walked into the bathroom while he was in his tighty whiteys. Supposedly I said he had pooped in his underwear.

Most useful red arrow I’ve ever seen.

Looks like a screenshot from Horizon Zero Dawn.

Beans are another good, cheap food.

Because it’s super secret.

I was confused reading OP’s description, and I’m also confused looking at your link how you got that from OP’s description. 😅

I used it to make Asian cucumber salad.

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Nice.

I’ve used cling wrap. Keeps both the cucumber and my bits clean.

Illinois?

What’s another Lake Lake?

Bob Ross vibes

I can’t remember what video game it was but the pylons remind me of this multi-legged baddie that would swing its legs and SLAM you hard. Might have been Diablo 3.

While people associate sulfur with the odor from rotten eggs

I read this at first as “White people associate sulfur” and couldn’t believe a serious science article would say that. I need coffee…

A friend of mine told me about how each person has a bowl into which go all the things that upset them. Some people have small bowls, others have large bowls. When the bowl is full and more things go wrong for that person, the bowl tips.

Your bowl tipped that day.

How did you learn this lesson? Was it Bulgaria like the other commenter said?

I took it to mean they meant that said boomers were only feigning taking offense but in reality enjoying the view.