Step 1: Be Woman

Step 2: Be of mixed ethnic background

Step 3: Be successful and famous

Step 4: Live in time of intense racial and political antagonization

I also tried finding a dumb 4K TV some time ago and, yeah, they don’t exist. 4K TVs were a good tech that came out at the wrong time.

I’m bookmarking this so that when I’m feeling depressed about my lack of creativity I’ll just look at this list.

I’m going to learn how to sculpt clay just so I can make honorary bust of this legend.

Dump my ashes into Mariana’s Trench. That way I can contribute to the local ecology…somehow.

Gives me post-punk album cover vibes.

Seeing this reminds of a very shameful period in my life.

I could be wrong but I think the (..+?) portion will either remove a dud or replenish the allowance.

Jail time for Bibi!

I’ll keep that in mind.

My home state once again proving America’s push towards theocracy.

Shit! Seattle was one of those places that I was thinking about moving to escape the south.

I expect to see this shit go down somewhere like Alabama or my home state of Tennessee or even Utah but Seattle? I thought Seattle was one of these “progressive” cities. What the fuck is going on?

Watch the wannabe theocrats praise this man as a “hero doing Sky Daddy’s work!”

And something about mutilated schlongs, too.

You make a good point. Never thought of that way.

I could be wrong but I think a better solution to this would be education. They taught us the dangers of smoking tobacco when I was in school. Why don’t we do the same for vapes?

The hero we need.

-Jewish man living in Eygpt (allegedly) frees his fellow Jews and starts a new religion.

-A Jewish carpenter-turned-rabbi starts preaching radical ideas that deviate from said religion. Pisses off the religious and political authorities of his day and gets executed in the process. His followers start a new religion based on his ideas.

-A 5th century Arabian warlord and polygamist (allegedly) receives a “vision” that tells him to make a new religion based on the previous two religions but with one caveat: turn up strictness level to 11.

The Abrahamic religions should’ve never made it out of the desert.