Magnets, how do they work?

Come on Zuckerberg, if you sink abother $14 billion it might just pay off.

This post has been up for about a hour. Anyone want to take bets that Sandy has gotten herself dirty?

This is satire, right? Right?

Fascism is good for business.

Hey Sandy, why the long face?

Psh, tell that to this totally legimate source claiming that nuclear winter and global warming will cancel each other out it.

Source

I for one am hoping that we do get a nuclear winter. Great way to balance out global warming.

Two for one deal of fucking everyone over.

Silly Canada. You’re not suppose to say that you put up the billboard. You’re suppose to run it through a various political organizations like “Americans For a Better Future” or American Families for Prosperity“.

It was the child’s crib. It now belongs to the cat.

S-trier trolling right here.

This does look a nice, cozy game.

Sounds like imperialism to me.

Time for a happy and a fuck you fact.

The vast majority of late night comedians (David Letterman, John Oliver, SNL writers, Bill Maher) felt bad about everything. Everyone except Jay Leno. Fuck Jay Leno.

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20241201170701/https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/10/monica-lewinsky-saturday-night-live-talk-show-jokes

Fun fact for everyone. Back in the 90s during the whole Bill Clinton scandal involving Monica; she went on the Tom Green Show. Tom Green and Monica spent the entire episode trolling the media and having fun.

Tom Green was one of the few comedians to treat Monica Lewinsky a human. Instead Monica being the butt of the joke, she got in on the joke with Tom.

YouTube link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QgwQ01v0tqY

What do we think Trump will call the new Christian denomination in America and what will be the title of its head?

It’s going to involve the name Trump. Donny will be the head of it.

see, first you find the folder that contains the code files for the control panel, and there will be like, 5 of them, each with something like 2000 lines of code, except for one that had 15000

lines of code and I never found out why. Once you find the C++ code file for the specific subsection of the control panel, you must then find the appropriate XAML file that is matched up to this code file, and then search through it to find another dropdown box element you can copy and paste because no one actually knows how any of this works. Then you have to go into a resource file and find a very specific resource ID for your control panel string, and create a new resource ID to tie it to. Then, you must find all the relevent C++ code tying the dropdown you copied, and copy and paste all that code, but this time, modify the hooks so it gets tied to your new dropdown. Then you have to run through 2 seperate specialized compilers to compile the resource files, and if ANYTHING GOES WRONG, literally ANYTHING, the ONLY ERROR YOU GET BACK is this:

-1

So after you run around screaming for a DAY because there is no explanation for what the fuck is going on, you give it to your coworker, who discovers that every single number in the resource file must increase by exactly 1, and if there are any holes in those numbers, everything fails completely.

Sounds like people need to pray to the Omnissah for guidance on how the code works.

If an attractive person wanted me to sell out my country. I have no issues with that. Having loyalty to a country that only cares about billionaires and companies is dumb.

And Wicked the book is technically based on the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, another book.