I was thinking more like the legendary Bill Atkinson

Ultimate dev: Removes 2,000 lines of code, works an order of magnitude faster.

I trim my beard about once a month.

I haven’t had a haircut in about a decade.

These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

You know, morons.

I bet it smells amazing there

I was at a tech conference in Raleigh right after the announcement and the Red Hat folks were bummed.

I’ve worked in enterprise software the better part of a decade and if there were security concerns about container escapes they wouldn’t be so widely used.

Thanks for the proofread, edited

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I want a dyke for president. I want a person with aids for president and I want a fag for vice president and I want someone with no health insurance and I want someone who grew up in a place where the earth is so saturated with toxic waste that they didn’t have a choice about getting leukemia. I want a president that had an abortion at sixteen and I want a candidate who isn’t the lesser of. two evils and I want a president who lost their last lover to aids, who still sees that in their eyes every time they lay down to rest, who held their lover in their arms and knew they were dying. I want a president with no air conditioning, a president who has stood on line at the clinic, at the dmv, at the welfare office and has been unemployed and layed off and sexually harassed and gaybashed and deported.

I want someone who has spent the night in the tombs and had a cross burned on their lawn and survived rape. I want someone who has been in love and been hurt, who respects sex, who has made mistakes and learned from them. I want a Black woman for president. I want someone with bad teeth and an attitude, someone who has eaten that nasty hospital food, someone who crossdresses and has done drugs and been in therapy. I want someone who has committed civil disobedience. And I want to know why this isn’t possible. I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that a president is always a clown: always a john and never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker, always a liar, always a thief and never caught.

Thematically and stylistically it’s very Ginsburg

I think the news is that it wasn’t maximally stupid already

And the best part is the Ruby way accounts for leap years.

Yeah, but for one-off scripts that solve small problems it’s way better.

Add HTTParty for API calls and that’s like 90% of what I use Ruby for.

Freedom

As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

Some plex audiobook clients like Prologue for iOS have this built in

Then why does every time I help someone with their computer I go a little more crazy?

If it were an actually good vehicle the styling would have been ugly-cute. Jeeps aren’t particularly good looking but (until recently) their off-road skills made up for it.

But it’s bad at just about everything, made poorly, and looks like a dumpster.

This is the best idea I’ve heard since that one weird website I found that said every country should put a sky blue pennant above their flag to remind us we share a planet.

Unless it got really, really lucky and found a super rare object that quickly - especially so soon after we discovered Oumuamua - makes me think this has happened a lot and we’re just now able to see them.

The Rubin Observatory has already found 2,100 new asteroids. I imagine we’ll see a lot more of these extra solar bodies with it.