Why the fuck does an operating system have ANY rules relating to queerness?

“… pushing boundaries and seeking answers. And when we can’t find them, we make it our mission to fabricate stories that push the narrative we want to push.”

Fixed it for 'em.

Humans are electrified meat computers. Music is math and chaos brought into order. It’s no wonder we love music like we do.

Tell 'em about the Twinkie.

Not surprising considering their mantra is “OBEY”.

Because they are disgusted by the idea that they might get too far into raping someone before realizing the victim has a penis.

That was my first thought.

C-word, Alaska: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin

I thought the least safe place was an American school.

https://neptunesociety.com/

I think the Geneva Convention says something about chemical warfare. Sounds like you’re flirting with danger there. See if you can get a note on medical letterhead confirming your diagnosis with Crohn’s Disease so you can bring it out and threaten medical discrimination.

Not everyone has the courage to fire bomb a dealership, and a death by a thousand cuts is still a death. If the only thing you are comfortable doing in protest is gumming up the works a bit, so be it.

Hard to retain salespeople if their income tanks because they have customers who are never quite ready to make the decision.

Nothing about your statement is accurate.

I give up. Who?

The brand can be a great identifier. If the response is “Apple”, I can’t help you. If the response is “HP” or “Dell” or “Walmart”, I know the issue is likely because of proprietary garbage that’s locked down “for the safety of the user”.

When speaking to the computer illiterate, the brand question will usually be answered with either “Apple” or “Windows”. You gotta get that answer out of the way so you don’t waste 15 minutes trying to get someone to right-click something only to find out they only have 1 mouse button.

Man who clicks confirmation for leopards to delete his work is angry and surprised when his work is deleted.

Right? How about this: I’ll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don’t have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

I’m gonna go ahead and believe you this time, but I’ve been told size doesn’t matter a few times before…

That’s not just your country. That’s organized religion in every country.