Oooo a “teh” in the wild—a rare site in the mobile internet age! (I’m not being mean, I’m just remarking the rarity!)

I eat chicken maybe 30 times more often than red meat.

I eat cheese all day every day tho…

That’s entire lives of (likely) red meat consumption! I also am never having kids, so I can have my occasional steak without feeling guilt.

I was talking to a coworker at my last job about how fracking introduces dangerous chemical into the water supply, and a random guy we never talk to came up and said “OH YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT FRACKING” like his job depended on it… we were not at all related to fracking

Excellent song by one of my favorite bands!

We don’t want anymore bears!

Oh for sure!

“Duhnii Villnuv”

Like uhhh

Dah-nieye vill-nuhvvv” (maybe without the hard v?

Edit: like “Dahniy vill noob” but with a soft b at the end? Neuvue”?

Cue the people saying “DENNIS VILL A NEW AY VAY”

It’s a good thing all of my games are on MicroSD cards!

Edit: OH it literally says physical collectors. I am a dumb.

My mug is turning 20. I got it as a “tip” when I worked my first job. I didn’t drink coffee or tea back then. I love my mug.

Older computers were insanely slow after a couple years. It was insane. Now the machine I built like five years ago still runs insanely fast and can play any game out on the market at solid-to 144FPS. I blame SSDs mostly, but it’s crazy.

I mean… that’s a true thing that happens and must be compensated for unless you want your phone to randomly die at 20%. Android phones do it, too. I’d rather my phone slow down at 10% than have it just cut out and die.

Honestly “and forever” >w<

Oh by saying “since before” I meant to imply “until today” hahaha

The more I learn about history, the more I learn that violence changed things 99% of the time since before the Roman Empire.

Strong Bad vibes

Thank you. I stole the joke from Scoot (RIP Big Cat)

You know that Marilyn Manson got his bottom ribs removed so he could suck other guys’ dicks?

At first I thought I was watching the start of a Brutalmoose Barbie stream.

Neither my partner or I have any side effects with gabapentin! I take it occasionally, and they take like 900-1200mg daily for spicy nerve pain that makes life horrible.