They don’t know. They exist because their traits allowed them to survive better than other traits. If an evolution fails, they cease to exist. What’s left over is what you get to see

In America, you need a monthly subscription to use that system

This is why most classified information is withheld and Russia isn’t exactly an ally right now.

What do you do? Maybe we’re can hate it in solidarity

Same same

The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

David Sedaris

… my stuff!