I always operate under the assumption that if the product is free, then the user('s data) is the product

What year is it?

“What the fuck am I selling?”

“No one’s gonna buy this shit!”

1234? That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

Don’t give them any ideas

Meanwhile it was 40 degrees, and raining, here in Anchorage, Alaska

But then good luck with updates

Moskowitz surprised me.

If you are not obviously white (a la the aforementioned Family Guy color chart), and even if you are but live in a multiethnic area, do yourself a favor and get a passport. Carry it with you whenever you leave your residence.

“I did not expect a follow up question”

I don’t know if I’d call the guy behind Adult Friend Finder a “tech boss”

These laws, like so many, were initially put into place to punish drug dealers. But like most laws geared towards the War on Drugs™ the cops realized they could use it against anyone and gleefully have ever since. It’s not just money, they’ll seize a person’s home even if the homeowner had no idea their child or guest had drugs there.

Your girlfriend, or your grandmother’s?

And if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bus

This would have been relevant 30 years ago. What’s next, a Furby game?

Hmm. I guess this is a downside to having all your citizens spend time in the military