Something about the phrase “exclusively in theaters on [date]” always makes me laugh.
Why would they spend this much money on marketing if they were exclusively putting it in theaters for 1 day? Wouldn’t it be better to at least get the weekend or longer?
What if I’m busy that day?
On a practical and serious level, I know that…
But it gets me every time because the wording sounds so final! It doesn’t actually impact any of my movie plans but it does make me chuckle when I see it.