Myspace servers were wiped clean about 10 years ago. I checked about 3 years ago. My profile, and all my friends profiles were gone.

It’s a music service now.

No clue about live journal. I never had one.

Nice.

I work 7 days a week with 4 different jobs. I don’t have time to go out, much less have friends. But I have walked out of places and stopped in a gym signup process because they required a cell phone to use their service.

“Hi, I’d like a menu”

“Oh, our resteraunt only has QR codes.”

“Ok, bye bye.”

I just don’t scan QR codes.

I believe that to be correct.

Your assesment, not the result.

My first computer was 33htz. Ran Windows 3.1. And Warcraft 2.

So yeah. The perfect computer.

Oh.

Well then I fully agree to ban peanuts on planes. I didn’t know that.

Wait, I’m confused about the peanuts thing.

How would people who are allergic to peanuts have a reaction, just because someone next to them is eating peanuts?

I thought to have a reaction, YOU have to eat the peanut?

Junk. The term hasn’t changed.

I really don’t want “Rita Repulsa pussy ping pong balls” in my search history…

I really want “Rita Repulsa pussy ping pong balls” in your search history…

This guy doesn’t even know about the three seashells!!!

hearty chuckle

Amy Jo Johnson can do WHATEVER she wants! Every boys childhood crush!

I’m 41. Which means I was a kid when the original came out.

In all my years of knowing of the power rangers, I’ve never once thought of it as (white power)(ranger).

I did however go from thinking Rita Repulsa was grotesque as a kid, to thinking “Damn, she’s kinda hott!” as an adult. Plus she has that stick that makes her monster grow.

…I think every guy would find that usrful.

Let me get this straight. You ask a question about how to become a clown, but want to avoid jokes and being laughed at?

…you SURE you want to be a clown?

For most people 11 isn’t an option without buying a new computer.

It’s called flirting, and I’m quite good at it! Who could resist the Cleveland perogis? Again, not a sex euphanism. We have a strong polish population, and thus perogis are popular here.

Orrrrrr, alternative option…how about we go watch fireworks tomorrow? It’ll be a date. We’ll grab some food, and then go see the new Jurassic Park movie, and then go see the fireworks!

Uhhhhh, just be in Cleveland tomorrow at 5pm. Just, anywhere in Cleveland. I’ll find you by roaming the city and yelling “YOU SINGLE??? HEY!!! YOU SINGLE???” at every woman I see on the street. I’m sure I’ll find you EVENTUALLY!

Just don’t stop in East Cleveland. That is a seperate city, and we in Cleveland don’t recognize them as anything more than an active war zone. You WILL die if you stop there.

Soooooo, what are you thinking? Drinks? Yay or nay? Aw who am I kidding??? OBVIOUSLY we’re going to drink!!! This city is BUILT on alcoholics!!!

…wha? Where are you going??? Come back!!! I haven’t even shown you our massive free stamp!!! Thats not a penis euphanism! We really do have a massive free stamp here!

Switch 1 dock comes with the console. But what if you want to hook up 1 dock on each of your TVs throughout your house? Lets say there are 3 TVs. Well, you have 1 dock. Now you need 2 more.

The official dock with power supply is $90. So you now need $180 plus two more HDMI cables.

3rd party docks are a fraction of that. You could probably get both docks for $60? Been a while since I checked prices.

And used prices aren’t much better for first party. But used on 3rd party goes down even more. You could probably get both tvs with used 3rd party docks for $40? As opposed to $180 for 2 new official docks.

Windows 10 is no longer receiving security updates

I thought it was until October?