I just don’t want to anything anymore
We’re just monkeys with guns.
Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.
We’re just monkeys
Speak for yourself, I’ve never played a guitar in my life and I wouldn’t be caught dead in that haircut.
That’s Monkees. Subtle but important difference.
Said the ape in underwear
We are the dumbest apes capable of building a technological civilization.
Some of us are cephalopods, thank you very much.
World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!
Why did Hunter Biden do this??!
BECAUSE OF HER EMAILS
And the tan suit and latte salute.
Is that what the gun was for?
We all know that gun was to shoot coke with that’s what liberal drugsters do
With his laptop.
Biden Time Family
Slow clap.
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. That’s how he caused it.
Biden is a deep state time lord of Gallifrey… believe me!
“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”
Obviously, Trump meant to say “World War III.” Insisting that we’re on the brink of another great war, and maybe even nuclear annihilation, has been part of his stump speech for months. But that isn’t the only line he flubbed. At another point in the speech, Trump seemed to mix up Biden and Barack Obama, suggesting he’s currently leading his predecessor in the 2024 polls.
Lol.
To be fair, he probably is polling higher than Obama.
I actually doubt it, but I can’t find any semi-recent Obama polls to say otherwise. Michelle Obama is polling great right now however.
We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead
And this, students, is an example of Projection
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Ironically that trump quote is a perfect description of Trump’s government
Everything he says is projection, so it’s not very surprising.
A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’
Imagine being so cognitively impaired that you accidentally time travel.
The question becomes does America want a time travelling president? I mean I assume that they would, but I’m not American so what do I know.
His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job
What job was Pearl inside of?
Steve Jobs lmao gottem
Can we finally add an age limit to all political offices, please!?
Aren’t some states trying to do that in the US? But with a lower limit instead of an upper limit to prevent the “woke millennials” from taking office?
monkey’s paw’s finger curls
we just need to raise the government buildings by 50 feet and make them only accessible by stairs/ramp
As far as I’m aware of, there is already a biological age limit.
a biological age limit
And it’s called death.
Basically, while you have to be 35 to run for president (and be a natural-born citizen of the US and be a resident of the US for 14 years), there’s no age cap on running for president. It’s been that way ever since George Washington became president, and changing that would require an amendment to the US Constitution.
you should have to be within 10 years of the median age of the country to run for president, to ensure you are actually in touch with the country you are going to govern, and the people in it, and the problems they have.
The “issue” with that is that, typically, most elected officials work their way up the ladder. Generally speaking, first, they’re mayor of a city, then governor, then they typically run for a federal office, be it president or congressman/ congresswoman. If they run for Congress, there’s a chance they may run for president later down the line.
There are other options to pick from in a climb to the top, so this is just a general idea. Basically, they have to make a name for themselves on the national political stage before they have a chance at winning the presidency. So that’s what they try to do when working their way up the ladder.
Funny, it didnt stop Bill Clinton, or Obama, or Kennedy, from achieving office while being within roughly 10 years of the median age of the country, or having names for themselves.
Maybe some IQ one as well - it doesn’t have to be too high, something like 60 would already filter out this idiot…
I initially read this as him saying world war 3 and then realised he actually said world war 2 and I can’t stop sad laughing at just how fucking stupid this.
And to think 70 million Americans said that’s my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.
theres a bit fewer everyday.
Not quickly enough.
Ahhh, projection at it’s finest.
Remember that time he talked about how the US took over the airports during the revolutionary war?
This guy histories!
They smashed up some bird’s nests. Those were the airports of the day.
The commander in chief bragged about our Abrams and Sherman tanks.
remember when he bragged about acing a dementia test, ignoring the fact that just having to take the test is kinda cause for concern.
I…think I need a drink. (I don’t drink)
I quit a little over 4 years ago. Since then we’ve had a pandemic, riots, war in Europe, too many natural disasters to name, and no real improvement on the horizon. I’m starting to wonder if my drinking was holding this world together.
If you quitting drinking was all it took to kick off the end of the world, we were screwed anyway.
The last time I was drinking often was when my mom was in her last couple years. She passed in 2016. My drinking is occasional (even rare) now. Can’t let you take all the blame. We’ll split it 50-50 lol
I’m just going to down this litre of vodka and you two let me know if anything improves, because I doubt I’ll be able to figure it out on my own.
The hero we need! o7
Look, I know it’s a big ask, but can y’all please spirit our problems away?
I guess the world’s just going to have to burn, then.
Well, between wars, the rise of the far Right (again), climate change and the utter fucking up of the world economies by the ultra rich, now would be a good time to start.
You really should stay hydrated.
Better headline:
“Trump confirms that US president has time travel capabilities”
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You heard him boys, take him away
It’s like he learned the word in his own medical checkup and decided to throw it at Biden.
Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is “woke”
Nobody is woke in America … they’re living the American dream, which you have to be asleep in order to enjoy.
Or cocaine…
