A corgi, if it didn’t have stubby legs

This dog looks like it should have a coffee and an earpiece.

“Bitch, out of my way!”

Just wiped my phone or I’d find and post a picture, but this looks so much like my dog that died a few years that I legitimately almost started to cry when I saw the picture:(

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

This dog has whippet vibes

What type of dog is this?

Poor doggo doesn’t appear to be having fun. Aww.